Video Square Butts Burger King Music Video with SpongeBob Square Pants

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It isn?t clear at all from watching the spot, Burger King is advertising kid?s meals.  Yes, these are the lyrics that were written with their target in mind.

I like square butts and I cannot lie
Squid and Sea Star can?t deny
When a sponge walks in, four corners and his pen
Like he got phone book implants, the crowd shouts<br>

All the ladies stare
Dang those pants are square!
Swimming through the seaweed tangle
Is a butt with sharp right angles<br>

Now Sponge Bob, I wanna get witch-ya
?Cuz you?re making me rich-ah
Underwater, we keep it grungy
?Cuz everybody knows that ?He so spongey!?<br>

Ooh, Rumplespongeskin
You dance, but your hips don?t bend
So groove it and move it
If you got caboose, then prove it<br>

Sponge Bob is dancing
And Squidward is glancing
He?s hatin?? wet
He?s got Sponge Bob runnin? his set<br>

I?m tired of all these chairs
They don?t accommodate these squares
Take the average ???? tell him that
You gotta have square back<br>

Mr. Krab! (yeah)
Patrick! (yeah)
Has Sponge Bob got the butt? (oh yeah)
Then shake it (shake it)
Shake it (shake it)
Shake that cubicle butt<br>

Sponge Bob got back
(Naw, dude, I said cubicle, not booty-ful. Don?t trip. Yeah baby, when it comes to sea life, curves ain?t got nothin? to do with Bob?s selection. 2 x 2 x 2 square trousers, working that black belt, looking like dotted lines. That?s how Sponge Bob like to rock them threads baby.)<br>

A word to the DC sponges who wanna get wit it
And watch Sponge Bob kick it
I gotta be straight when I say you gotta scrub ?til the break of dawn
Bob got it goin? on, been known to rock him a thong
Them round butts won?t admit it
But they?d wear that gear if they could fit it<br>

You can draw his body on paper
His waistline really don?t taper
Your girlfriend wants to squeeze him
Wanna push his pores and tease him<br>

But Sponge Bob ain?t gonna have too much of that squeezin?
You other sponges don?t want none unless you rock square buns!<br>

To the new sponges in the magazines, you ain?t it Miss Thang
We rock them cubes, gals and dudes
Put it down at the goo lagoon<br>

Some other box must get jealous
At the moves that come from square fellas
See Bob and they wanna get him
But Sandy Cheeks he won?t let ?em<br>

If you happen to wander on land
And you wanna be a square butt fan
And drive the crew right to Burger King
And give that sponge a ring<br>

Sponge Bob got back!<br>

Source: Evil Beet
CREDIT: TheStarBlogger.com

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